Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
Reged: 16/08/2006
Posts: 2063
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From my local free sheet today...
Punters will be pleased about that but I think the top has come off now too.
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daft_biker
Action Man!
Reged: 11/10/2006
Posts: 6976
Loc: Doon the glen
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They must have had some hotties in there 
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Andrew (BSRIPN) ... Pics.
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Bawbee
Stick'in wi'it
Reged: 06/05/2000
Posts: 6527
Loc: Dundee, Scotland, UK
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Garry,
Are (were) you a paid-up member? 
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Bawbee BSRIPN
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again"
Bawbee The Bruce (Rathlin Island 1305)
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Fen
BAD WOLF
Reged: 12/03/2002
Posts: 19552
Loc: Currently Unknown!
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Hotties on Top Gear at the moment...
My two favourite Newsreaders are on...
Fiona Bruce and Kate Silverton *drool*
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Fen.
- Fen's Flickr Fotos -
"One good photograph does not a photographer make."
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Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
Reged: 16/08/2006
Posts: 2063
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Garry,
Are (were) you a paid-up member?
Lap dancing? Pole dancing - not me I like a bit of Inuit innit.
Are you a laid up, sorry, paid up member?
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Bawbee
Stick'in wi'it
Reged: 06/05/2000
Posts: 6527
Loc: Dundee, Scotland, UK
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Lap dancing? Pole dancing - not me I like a bit of Inuit innit.
Mr. Frosty? 
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Are you a laid up, sorry, paid up member?
No, but my member is .........
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Bawbee BSRIPN
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again"
Bawbee The Bruce (Rathlin Island 1305)
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Linux_Lady
Really, really, really nice and friendly
Reged: 19/02/2008
Posts: 1147
Loc: Berkshire
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Hotties on Top Gear at the moment...
Richard Hammond...
Hmmmmmmmm
He's short and I like that 
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"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm"
- Winston Churchill
My funky photos
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Fen
BAD WOLF
Reged: 12/03/2002
Posts: 19552
Loc: Currently Unknown!
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He's short and I like that
You saying you like little men?
Hey BigWill... looks like you're out of look
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Fen.
- Fen's Flickr Fotos -
"One good photograph does not a photographer make."
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Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
Reged: 16/08/2006
Posts: 2063
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I can always sit down.
Do you think Mr 'Richard' 'Hammond' can play an organ with his dic...
Nothing like pulling out all the stops on your manual.
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TheFatControlleR
L'éminence Grise, Devil's Advocate & AP Fanboy!
Reged: 24/04/2001
Posts: 10323
Loc: In A Glass Darkly
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I can always sit down.
Is that the one on page 127 of The Joy of Sox? 
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TheFatControlleR
And so, my fellow Benchists: ask not what your bench can do for you - ask what you can do for your bench... Ben Chism
Live fat, die young, and leave a self-basting corpse...
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Dorset_Mike
It's about time mine changed
Reged: 11/05/2006
Posts: 1590
Loc: Poole, Dorset.
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I can always sit down.
Do you think Mr 'Richard' 'Hammond' can play an organ with his dic...
Nothing like pulling out all the stops on your manual.
Have you got a coupler on your open diapason or swell on your tremolo?
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Cheers, MIKE
Save oil, bring back steam.
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Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
Reged: 16/08/2006
Posts: 2063
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The important thing is never to confuse your tremelo with your vibrato or indeed your rubato.
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velocette
enthusiast
Reged: 10/08/2006
Posts: 234
Loc: North Surrey
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I believe a few years ago in I think, Huston the drummer in ZZ Top complained when an undercover exposure video was made in a lap dancing club of which he was a member. His complaint was that renting a permanent table close to the stage he was actually absent when the video was made and requested another one be done when he was present. That's style.
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Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
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Posts: 2063
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I can always sit down.
Is that the one on page 127 of The Joy of Sox?
Is yours the edition with David Blunkett in? In which case yes, but mine is the one with Charles Clarke and it's on page 129. Page 127 is the one where he does that thing using his ears with Margaret Beckett's teeth.
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Linux_Lady
Really, really, really nice and friendly
Reged: 19/02/2008
Posts: 1147
Loc: Berkshire
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He's short and I like that
You saying you like little men?
Yup.
I'm one of those very, very weird women who has no desire to feel 'protected' *puke* .. and actually have a preference for guys who are shorter than me...
So far 50% success rate.. however in the grand scheme of things, looks / height / age/ weight are all pretty irrelevant if the person is nice and doesn't mind cats 
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Garry McNamara
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I had a girlfriend once who dumped a guy after he 'stepped over' her cat like it wasn't there.
Having lunch today with a friend, we were discussing what would rule a person out in the attractiveness stakes. For me it is chewing gum - guaranteed to make you look stupid - ergo unattractive, reading any magazine called Chat, Bella, Hello, oh you know the sort of thing – the ones with nice pictures of nice people and no long sentences, and walking around with a mobile phone held out like a metal detector.
Height didn’t get a mention but an unhealthy interest in handbags and shoes was a bit of a passion killer too.
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Mark101
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Reged: 15/03/2007
Posts: 437
Loc: Lincolnshire
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Hotties on Top Gear at the moment...
Richard Hammond...
Hmmmmmmmm
He's short and I like that
I'm short, I'm short
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Linux_Lady
Really, really, really nice and friendly
Reged: 19/02/2008
Posts: 1147
Loc: Berkshire
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I had a girlfriend once who dumped a guy after he 'stepped over' her cat like it wasn't there.
Having lunch today with a friend, we were discussing what would rule a person out in the attractiveness stakes. For me it is chewing gum - guaranteed to make you look stupid - ergo unattractive, reading any magazine called Chat, Bella, Hello, oh you know the sort of thing – the ones with nice pictures of nice people and no long sentences and walking around with a mobile phone held out like a metal detector.
Height didn’t get a mention but an unhealthy interest in handbags and shoes was a bit of a passion killer too.
Hahahaha, I chew gum - oh Poo, and I was just about to stalk you and your lovely hat
Thinking back to my previous partners (of which there aren't that many believe it or not) hrm.. different ages, heights, races... brunette, blonde, one had a 6 pac... the other was morbidly obese...
I guess you could say that 2 of them were complete tosspots and that's probably the most any of them had in common?
I like geeky men - never, ever liked 'bad boys', nor men who are 'manly men' .. I guess it's the fact I'm quite assertive, thus don't want an Alpha male.. more a Beta male who will argue with me when something matters to them, but will usually go along with stuff if they don't care either way.
In terms of other stuff though.. erm.. shorter.. doesn't go to strip clubs or read 'lads mags' and has no problem walking through a door when I open it for them..
.. I know, I'm probably just lucky I found one bloke who puts up with me... when he works out I'm odd, I'll be destined to be a mad old cat lady who smells of cat wee and washes her cats down by the river
Wrigleys extra anyone?
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I'm short, I'm short
Well that's all very well and good.. but where exactly is your hat, Mr? 
Standards are slipping round here... 
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Garry McNamara
Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo
Reged: 16/08/2006
Posts: 2063
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I assumed Mark101 was a guinea pig shaped hat? There's a guinea pig in the Manchester University museum that is about 6 feet tall - it's the size of a van - that's not short. It is extinct though - thank goodness.
My friend put smoking on his list but done right I reckon it looks dead sexy - then I always had a thing about Beryl Bainbridge. Only had one girlfriend who smoked and she smoked roll-ups with liquorice papers and they don't make you smell.
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Linux_Lady
Really, really, really nice and friendly
Reged: 19/02/2008
Posts: 1147
Loc: Berkshire
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My friend put smoking on his list but done right I reckon it looks dead sexy - then I always had a thing about Beryl Bainbridge. Only had one girlfriend who smoked and she smoked roll-ups with liquorice papers and they don't make you smell.
I don't think it looks sexy at all to be fair.. not that I don't respect someones right to smoke, but visually doesn't really do anything for me.
However.. *ahem*
A bloke....
...Looking after an animal or cuddling a kitten or something...
Hellllllllllllo vet! 
All my friends are really, really depressingly stereotypical.. like 'Ohh, he has to be tall, dark and handsome' *snore*, or 'Ohh, I couldn't possibly date someone who was shorter than me.. I have to feel protected and I like someone who is rugged and manly' *double snore* ...
Thing is, there are only so many of these type of guys around so I get the ones they don't want..
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"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm"
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