Steve52
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Reged: 08/04/2007
Posts: 651
Loc: Dawlish, Devon, UK
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............. give up the golf now!
WIFE :
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- - silence - -
HUSBAND:
C**p ....
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FRIPN. Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
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Nod
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 08/04/2006
Posts: 4036
Loc: Devon, UK.
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ROFL!
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MATWSIJ.....
To avoid being offended, please insert apropriate smiley.
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Slartibartfast
The Magrathean
Reged: 03/06/2005
Posts: 456
Loc: Behind you!
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Overread
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Reged: 17/01/2008
Posts: 507
Loc: UK; Suffolk
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We need a jokes subsection!! 
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My photography blog
http://overread.wordpress.com
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MickLL
Two Grand Man
Reged: 01/08/2004
Posts: 2408
Loc: SE England
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Old 'un but gold 'un.
MickLL
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