And for no better reason than that I feel like it, here's a snippet of Chinese-type Goon Show tomfoolery. Our hero, Neddy Seagoon, has been instructed to go to the Tea House of the August Goon, knock six thousand times, and ask for Ah-Pong.

FX: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, ... etc.

Door opens

Ah-Pong: Someblody knock?

Seagoon: Is this the Tea House of the August Goon?

Ah-Pong: Yes.

Seagoon: Are you Ah-Pong?

Ah-Pong: Yes, we are Ah-Pong 'til eleven o'clock.

:-)