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No, it's global warming causing high winds which means a great demand for door stops.

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Ah, so they're going to use the place to build Nikons under contract, then. Fascinating.

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No Nick, that's just the little tale you tell yourself everytime you take your Canon out to make yourself feel better that maybe, just maybe, it might be really be a Nikon instead.

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Not at all. You forget, I do have a Nikon. And yes, it is used as a doorstop. It's the one area where Nikons really are better than Canons.

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Oh dear, we all (well those of us who aren't deluded) know that there is only one photographic manufacturer of heavy lumps designed to stop stuff. They even do it so well they're used as bollards ...

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So as always, you're talking complete and utter bollards...

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Not always Nick, just when we're talking about Canons.

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Yup, I grant there are some occasions when you talk sense, but never when it's about Canons.

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Why there's nothing of sense to be said about Canons so why should it be any other way?

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See? You're at it again, complete bollards.

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